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Hey Reader,

Ho ho HOLD UP! It’s the most wonderful time of the year… for terrible jokes!

Since we’re all about monsters and mayhem around here, let’s kick things off with some spooky-meets-jolly humor:

• What do you call a vampire at the North Pole? Frostbite! 🧛‍♂️❄️
• Why didn’t the skeleton go to the holiday party? He had NO BODY to go with! 💀
• What’s a monster’s favorite Christmas carol? “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally!” (Okay, that one’s delightfully dark, even for me…)
• How does a werewolf say Merry Christmas? “HOWL-iday greetings!” 🐺
• What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite… wait, did I already use that one? Well, it’s TWICE as funny now!
• Why does Santa visit graveyards? To give presents to all the GOOD ghouls! 👻🎁
• What’s a zombie’s favorite thing about winter break? SNOW BRAINS… I mean, snow DAYS! 🧟‍♀️

Okay, okay, I’ll stop before these jokes get any worse (or BETTER, depending on how you look at it).

Hope your December is filled with hot cocoa, good books, and zero actual monsters under your bed. The imaginary ones in books are WAY more fun anyway!

Stay spooky (and festive)! 🎅👹

P.S. For more jokes your tween is sure to enjoy, download the attachment (printer friendly available) and text/email it to your little monster. 😈

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